Proverbs

1. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

2. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

6. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

- George Burns (1896-1996) "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

- Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

- unknown "If you are going through hell, keep going."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) .